Beyonce and her lightsaber.
Yes, there is a “Table Tennis Daily.” Yes, this is their Top 10 Shots/Rallies of 2012. And yes, of course, it is set to amazing Euro Techno Shit Music.
Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:
1. Engage in romantic love
2. Say “please” and “thank you”
3. Carry a hanky
4. Eat red meat
5. Get a hobby
6. Go outside
7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.
8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
9. Use intoxicants
10. Paddle your own canoe
Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, and Sam Rockwell recite lines from “Honey Boo Boo.” YOUR WELCOME.
(taking hand out of pants)
Jiro Dreams of Sushi