Wooting For Greatness

I scour the internet so you don't have to while constantly wondering if the over examined life is not worth living either.
Beyonce and her lightsaber.

Beyonce and her lightsaber.

(Source: beyonce)

Yes, there is a “Table Tennis Daily.”  Yes, this is their Top 10 Shots/Rallies of 2012.  And yes, of course, it is set to amazing Euro Techno Shit Music.  

Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:
1. Engage in romantic love2. Say “please” and “thank you”3. Carry a hanky4. Eat red meat5. Get a hobby6. Go outside7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex9. Use intoxicants10. Paddle your own canoe


Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:

1. Engage in romantic love
2. Say “please” and “thank you”
3. Carry a hanky
4. Eat red meat
5. Get a hobby
6. Go outside
7. Don’t look in the mirror. Avoid the mirror.
8. Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
9. Use intoxicants
10. Paddle your own canoe

(Source: becketts)

Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, and Sam Rockwell recite lines from “Honey Boo Boo.”  YOUR WELCOME.

(taking hand out of pants)

Aaaaaah yeahhhhhh

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